No Crabs Please

 

Not particularly referring to the those annoying critters one may receive from a toilet seat in a Night Club or the local "Loose Lucy." However,these Crabs are just as bad and harder to get rid off.
On your way up they try to hold you down. They lurk in the shadows of your dreams nawing and feeding on your imperfections.  When they sense that you're beginning to rise above the temptations you once frequently indulged in, they are quick to remind you of your daunting past.

Unfortunately, the cure for these Pests won't be found during a visit to the Clinic or through prescription shampoo.

But through your unyielding determination to Never.... Give.... In! This will Kill'em! -LK